is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
