the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I need to calm my uterus...
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
The Olympian is in my bed
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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