We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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