I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
