Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
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