The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
