just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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