I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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