What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
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