new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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