He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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