Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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