You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
