Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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