big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
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