Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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