He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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