shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Enjoy the penises
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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