everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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