I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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