my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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