When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
This house was built for laser tag.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
