with your own penis?
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Ladies don't puke and tell
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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