While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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