Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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