I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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