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What are you doing tonight?

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Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

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(301): View more from Maryland

If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook

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(630): View more from Illinois

It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?

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(253): View more from Washington

I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.

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