I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Randomize
