Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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