How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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