It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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