hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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