Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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