I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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