what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
