Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
You are a genius and a whore.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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