Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I love you.
Bad choice
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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