shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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