so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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