You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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