Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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