Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
he was CRYING into my vagina
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
