i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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