lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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