Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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