I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
