I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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