hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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