Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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