Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
The cops high fived after they tackled you
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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